Saturday, November 22, 2008

Conversations in STARBUCKS

I can't begin to describe the insanity that has occured to me over the past two years in random Starbucks in NYC. So I leave you with this simple conversation:

Man: "ohhh tattoo on the foot."

Me: "yup...never again...way too painful"

Man: "as painful as this?" ::holds up left hand with half a finger missing::

Me: "eek sorry."

Man: "don't be."

Me: "well at least ur pain was quick huh?"

Man: "no...wire cutters...then I was tortured for 3 days. Prisoner of war. Just like McCain."

Then he went on to tell me that they elected Obamba to embarass him bc they're impeaching him "as we speak."

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